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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Uh-Oh, Better Get Reaper. (O.o)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
The Non-Sticky Sticky Reaper. (That I have honey or glue on me?!)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Change Your Whole Reaper. (Person that asked me out: Umm...I'll take that as a no. O.o)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Aaahh, Reaper! ( Wait; what "booty"? o.o)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
The Joy Of Reaper. (Ok...)

6. To someone you dislike?
Made In Scotland From Reaper. (I give them a bomb from Scotland 8D)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Challenge Reaper. (..To hide-and-go-seek so I can leave! >.D)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
My Reaper To Yours. (Wierd...)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
What's In Your Reaper? (Confuse them! )

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Think Reaper. (Aka I iz thinking about your questionz. :3)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Fast Reaper And Good For You. (Some of these answers are kinda...umm...yeah...)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Stop! This Reaper Is Not Ready Yet! (O.O)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Reaper. (*dies*)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Make It A Reaper Night. (...o_e)

15. Your last words before you die...
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Reaper. (Someone actually does care about me. T_T)

16. Your message to a special someone..
Reaper-Lickin' Good! (*cough* *cough* >_>

17. Title of this post will be..
All The Reaper That's Fit To Print

Byez! >.<